Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

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Owls Singing

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Magic Owl -Riddles

Q: What do you call an owl that can perform magic tricks?
A: Hoo-dini

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
Submitted BY: Mr Potato

Ostrich & Pussy Cat

A man walked into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat.
He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whiskey for the cat."
They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks. After they finished their drinks, it was the ostrich's turn to buy a round.
The ostrich walked up to the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the man, whiskey for the cat."
He took the drinks back to the table and they drank them. When it was the cat's turn to buy, he told them "Fuck off!"
So the man went back to the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich and whiskey for the cat."
The Barman was curious about this and said "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round, but the cat hasn't. Why is this?".
The man replied, "I helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish."
"What did you wish for?" asked the Barman.
"I wished for a long legged bird with a tight pussy!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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