Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Penguin

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

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The French Conversation

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son's room and says "Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette ?" "Oh yes papa, I remember very well" says the son. "Well son it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing"

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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

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