Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

More You Might Be A Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

• You have guns in your house that you cannot find.
• You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.
• You think Wal-Mart is expensive.
• You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.
• You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
• Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.
• It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn barefooted.
• You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.
• You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.
• Your dog is your alarm clock.

Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?