Animal Jokes

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Right Where You Left Them

Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Centipede Compliment

Q: What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
A: You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs ....

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