Animal Jokes

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Rooster and Telephone Pole

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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Lucky Dog

Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.

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Sheep and Kangaroo

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A A sweater with big pockets.

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