Animal Jokes

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Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!

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Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

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