Animal Jokes

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Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Guitar Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)

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Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Riddles

Submitted BY: Sent by Lou

Q: What has 4 legs and 8 arms?
A: A pit bull in a children's play area.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)

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