Frosty Dog -Riddles
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!
Yo Mama - Ran Away
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
The Blonde and the Pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.