Animal Jokes

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Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Mad Cow

Two cows were talking in the field one day.
First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?
Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Pig Ballet

Q:  What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A:  Swine Lake!

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