Animal Jokes

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What Came First?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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Canine Time

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!

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Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

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