Animal Jokes

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Fear of Flying

Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”

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Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

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Anteaters

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!

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