Animal Jokes

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Why Firemen have Dogs

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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