Animal Jokes

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Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Pig and a Lawyer

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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Chicken Family Outing

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

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