Animal Jokes

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Hunting Wife

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."

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Run Away Rooster

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

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Buggy

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
A: His ass!

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Submitted BY: LEXMIA