Animal Jokes

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Idiot Chicken Farmer

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

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Run Away Rooster

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

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Buggy

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
A: His ass!

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Submitted BY: LEXMIA