Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.