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Four Cats in a Boat

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None. They were all copy cats!

Boys at the Zoo

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

Cat Stack

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: A meowntain.

Yo Mama - Tricks

Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

Chickens' Birthday Parties

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

A: Coop-cakes!