Animal Jokes

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Legs Above

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

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A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

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