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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Dancing with the Ducks

Q: What is a duck's favorite dance?

A: The quack-step!

Stand your Ground

Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the hunter came over the hill with a gun?

A: Let us spray.