Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Dancing with the Ducks
Q: What is a duck's favorite dance?
A: The quack-step!
Stand your Ground
Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the hunter came over the hill with a gun?
A: Let us spray.