Airplane Jokes

Plane to Rocket

Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when your ass is on fire.

Categories: Airplane Jokes
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Rough Sex

My girlfriend told me to be rough in bed...
I told her to ride me like United Airlines

Categories: Sex Jokes , Airplane Jokes
Anonymous

Shine On

Q: What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
A: A receding airline.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Airplane Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes)
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