Airplane Jokes

Story of My Friend

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.  I said "Hi Jack."  He shot me.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Anonymous

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
Anonymous

Tasered At The Airport

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Airplane Jokes
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Anonymous