Airplane Jokes

Helpful Advice For Travellers

If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you because... what are the odds of two guys being on the same plane at the same time with a bomb?

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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Anonymous

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
Anonymous

Self Centered

Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A: ME.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous