Kiel's Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Elton John - Salad

Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Boy Bands) , Riddles
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Rugs for Sale

If a bald man wants hair, he has toupee.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips