Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

Ring Me

Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.

Wrong Road

My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.