Kiel's Jokes

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips