Kiel's Jokes

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Q: Why didn't my girlfriend believe I was a ghost?
A: She could see right through me.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Night Shift

Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Large Vision

My girlfriend told me my penis was huge. I'd have appreciated the compliment if she hadn't been looking through a magnifying glass at the time.

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Written By: KielPhillips