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I'm tired of wearing glasses, so if you're an optician, contact me.
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Berlin
Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away
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Funny Thoughts
, Riddles
, Art & Music Jokes
(Band Jokes)
, Appearance Jokes
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Shop Work
Apparently there's gold in the ground underneath my shop.
So here I am, mining my own business.
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Word Play Jokes
, One-Liner Jokes
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