Kiel's Jokes

Berlin

Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away

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Written By: KielPhillips

Shop Work

Apparently there's gold in the ground underneath my shop.
So here I am, mining my own business.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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Written By: KielPhillips