Kiel's Jokes

Terrorist Logic

When having a decapitation contest, remember, 2 heads are better than 1

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Official Likeness

If the Queen ran out of stamps, do you think she could just stick her passport photo in the corner of the envelope?

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Cheating

I've been single for so long now, if I got a girlfriend I'd feel like I was cheating on my hand

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