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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!

Yo Mama - Charged Extra

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.

Yo Mama - Kool Aid

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

Yo Mama - Blind Kids

Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.