Yo Mama - Littering
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Yo Mama - Mirror
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo Mama - Rainbows
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.
Yo Mama - Roadkill
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.