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Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.

Yo Mama - Zoo

Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!

Yo Mama - Shadow

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.

Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama so ugly that when she smiles, her teeth jump out screaming!

Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.