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Yo Mama - Whale Watching

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went whale watching, the other tourists took her picture.

Yo Mama - SSN

Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said her Social Security number.

Yo Mama - WalMart

Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on WalMart the prices got lower.

Yo Mama - Floating

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even float in space.

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.