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Yo Mama - Toes

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo Mama - Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Mama - Commercials

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed three commercials!

Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Weight Watchers

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.