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Yo Mama - WalMart

Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on WalMart the prices got lower.

Yo Mama - Floating

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even float in space.

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama - Hide and Seek

Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

Yo Mama - Rock Climbing

Yo mama so fat... when she went rock climbing the whole mountain collapsed.