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Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo Mama - Search Party

Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

Yo Mama - Spain

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - Meeting

Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.