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Yo Mama - Spain

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - Meeting

Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

Yo Mama - Toes

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo Mama - Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.