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Yo Mama - Goodyear

Yo' Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.

Yo Mama - Light Years

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

At The Grand Canyon

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo Mama - Neck

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo Mama - Zoo Trip

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous!