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Yo Momma - In a Magazine

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7,and 8.

Yo Mama - Lost

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Yo Mama - Blood Type

Yo' Mama is so fat, her blood type is marinara.

Yo Mama - At the Beach

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo Mama - Going Down

Yo mama so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.