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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Tokyo Trip

Yo momma is so fat, she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii!

Yo Mama - Saturday Night Live

Yo momma's so fat, that she walked in front of the television, and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live!

Yo Mama - Elevator Down

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama - Lights Out

Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the window and we lost light for 4 days!

Yo Mama - Email

Your mom is so fat, she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.