Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Restaurants In Town

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say :"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons or Yo Mama"

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Yo Mama - Custom Made

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

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Yo Momma - Measurements

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

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