Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

A Shoe Shine

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

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Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

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Yo Mama - Fighter Pilots

Yo' Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

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