Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Emergency Contact

Yo mama so stupid that when asked for her emergency contact number she said, "9-1-1."

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Yo Momma - Fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she stood on the scale to get weighed it read, "one at a time please!!!!!!"

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Rice Krispies

Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.

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