Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Boomerang

Yo mama so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Forearm Neck Thigh

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

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Anonymous

Like Taco Bell?

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

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Anonymous