Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Highway Patrol

Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

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Yo Momma - Snaps

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

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Yo Mama - Pencil

Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!

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