The 3 shrinks!

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems." "Since we're all professionals,"  another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?" They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually over bill my patients as often as I can." The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me." The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

Jewish Doctor

A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

Easy Psychoanalysis for Men

Q: Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
A: Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men are already there.