Profession Jokes - Psychiatrist Jokes

Bad News

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. "No hablo ingles."

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Anonymous

I'm a Moth

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist." The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?" And the guy says, "Your light was on."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
Anonymous

Satisfaction Guaranteed

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous