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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
Four Asses
Q: What has four asses?
A: Eight half assed politicians.
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Monica's Cheeks
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
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Side Job
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"
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