Phonetic Confusion

"Information? I need the number of the Causeway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor..."

Hanging From the Ceiling

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician

Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.