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Amish Mechanic
Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.
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Ball Point Pen
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
The Russians use a pencil.
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11 Business One Liners
- In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.
- In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
- In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies.
- In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
- Incompetence is a double-edged banana.
- Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young, American politician
- Inspiration and perspiration are related by more than rhyme.
- Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intelligently. - Larry Niven 'Protector'
- Interchangeable parts won't.
- Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
- It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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