Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Inner Beauty

Personals Ad: "Physician, 35 - Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty. Send X- rays to: Dr. Mellonchop, BOX 67."

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Nurses with Apple Pins

While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”

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Submitted BY: VinceA

Needle Doc

"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!"
"I see your point."

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