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Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes
Who's Got My Pen?
A doctor walked into a bank; preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
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Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.
Doctor: What's comes over you?
Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars
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Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor, but just couldn't stand the sight of money.
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