Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Needle Doc

"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!"
"I see your point."

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Anonymous

Medical Conundrum

When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

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Anonymous

Samples Needed

My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen. I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

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Anonymous