Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Operation

Took a girl out on a date. It went really well, we had a lot in common, especially our love of TV medical dramas.
So for our next date I'm taking her to the theater

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Doctor Tee-Pee

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor: You're too tents.

Anonymous

Don't Want to Hear from Surgeon

Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:

  1. Oops.
  2. Has anyone seen my watch?
  3. That was some party last night. I can't remember WHEN I've been that drunk!

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