Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Delivering Bad News

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

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Office Store Accident

Horrific accident at the office supply store. Luckily there were no fatalities, but everyone was taken to hospital. Doctors say they're in a staple condition.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Fish Doctor -Riddles

Q: What do you call the top fish doctor?
A: The Sturgeon General.

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