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Satan And Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?

A: Twins!

Lawyer Attire

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?

A: A lawsuit!

Lawyer's Personal Injury

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

Road-killed Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?

A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!

Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An oxymoron.