Profession Jokes

Buy the Mule!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Get Away with Murder

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:
George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"
Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days"
George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"
Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Judge and the School Teacher

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes)
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